megan, i’m so glad we had that talk.
THIS QUOTE, COURTESY OF YOURS TRULY: “i think megan needs one of my world-famous ‘you can do better’ talks.”
THIS OUTCOME: megan fox and brian austin greene terminate wedding plans.
i’m taking credit for this one. megan, it’s about time you holla at somebody real.
MP3: fresh cherries from yakima- apple blossom (white stripes cover).

February 26th, 2009 at 2:55 am
I like how they’re “still friends.” Touching. Your powers exceed you, my good man
February 26th, 2009 at 10:39 am
Man, hot girls can get away with the worst tattoos.
February 26th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
I like the tat. I mean, I don’t love it, but I’ve certainly seen far worse.